How I Learned to Stop Chain-Smoking and Love #Ferguson
Written by Hubert Collins Posted in Uncategorized
Contra the unexamined prejudice of every Cultural Marxist I have ever met, I do in fact read publications I don’t agree with. And since Salon makes the New York Times look like Chronicles, I was sure to check it the morning after Darren Wilson was spared the Cathedral’s righteous sword. Among other edifying posts (From Stuff White People Like to #NotYourShield: How irony is killing activism, Toni Morrison completely schools Stephen Colbert on the topic of racism, et. al) was one of their spectacular, and semi-frequent, round-ups of things the kept opposition has tweeted that they find mean. Right-wing’s sick Twitter celebration: Ann Coulter, Ted Nugent, Brit Hume battle for grossest Darren Wilson tweet makes for a reasonably good read; unsurprisingly Ann Coulter (the curious perverted-by-Zionism heir to Joe Sobran) shines:
MO guv: Cops will protect lives, property & "free speech." Only people whose free speech is threatened are whites cowering in their homes.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 25, 2014
Much more surprisingly, Rich Lowry struck gold with:
Is this when rand paul comes out and says he too might have punched a police offer when he was young?
— Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) November 25, 2014
But aside from these two goodies, Salon manages to merely point and stutter at people who disagree with them, apparently disgusted by pitifully innocuous tweets like:
All of the witnesses who testified that Brown charged Wilson were African American.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 25, 2014
Dear Liberal Media, You are the problem. Again.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) November 25, 2014
Same libs blasting US Justice system tonight will defend same system as perfect venue for prosecuting Al Qaeda terrorists held at Gitmo.
— Michael Goldfarb (@thegoldfarb) November 25, 2014
Per usual, Salon seems to think that everyone to their right is a secret Identitarian or race realist, and “reports” the news with this believe on their sleeve. However, I would like to inform both Salon and this fine readership that Twitter is filled with quips a great deal better than those from the chumps at National Review. So below is the real “best of” concerning the “Right-wing’s sick Twitter celebration” – and if #Ferguson has taught me anything, it’s to stay off Facebook and get on Twitter.
Looter honoring Michael Brown by stealing boxes of Swisher Sweets and Newports #Ferguson pic.twitter.com/xY5pHd15AF
— Hunter Wallace (@occdissent) November 25, 2014
No justice no weaves! #FergusonDecision pic.twitter.com/QMczKZ1iFr
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) November 25, 2014
Birmingham's Bull Conner knew how to handle riots.
— Michael Hill (@MichaelHill51) November 25, 2014
#Ferguson: "We have nothing to lose but our chain stores!"
— Radix Journal (@RadixJournal) November 25, 2014
Get into the Zone. Then set it on fire. pic.twitter.com/V5GRXKXDYz
— Anti Democracy Blog (@antidemblog) November 25, 2014
What I'm gleaning from Facebook today is nice, well-meaning white ladies should play no role in public life outside of immediate community
— Ricky Vaughn (@Ricky_Vaughn99) November 25, 2014
"They can't shoot all of us." - Ferguson Protestor Yes they can, but they shouldn't because they'll deprive us of such a great super future
— S. Wes Moss (@SWesMoss) November 24, 2014
all it takes is one white cop shooting one black criminal to turn all the mean old libertarians into pussy left wing faggots
— Duck Enlightenment (@jokeocracy) November 25, 2014
#Ferguson – Diversity is Strength
— Virginia Dare (@vdare) November 25, 2014
When I want to better understand the African-American experience in America, I turn to Chris Hayes.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 25, 2014
However, no one has done better than Paul Kersey:
In one night, watching blacks riot/loot/burn #Ferguson removes years of Hollywood inculcation of the numinous negro. #SorryMorganFreeman
— Paul Kersey (@sbpdl) November 25, 2014
Putin is laughing right now. #Ferguson
— Paul Kersey (@sbpdl) November 25, 2014
#RedDawn looks like a great alternative to what we have in USA now; a nation under the iron heel of blackness. #Ferguson
— Paul Kersey (@sbpdl) November 25, 2014
Sorry folks, too drunk to tweet. Had a great workout and toasting #DarrenWilson Tweeting impaired would land in jail tonight. #Ferguson
— Paul Kersey (@sbpdl) November 25, 2014

Who said the collapse can’t be funny at times?